MAC Power Rankings, Week 7: Safety In Numbers

We're going to change things up this week. We usually work independently and have each team be placed individually into a cubby hole. Let's not do that this week; it's just not fair to anybody. Let's forgo the hairsplitting decisions and merely break out into small groups of like-minded hustlability.

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1

Northern_illinois_medium

1 Right now, ain't nobody touching them in the MAC. Illinois and Iowa State are allowed to fondle them at will, but right now you could make a strong case for them going 8-0 in the conference. If that don't put butts in seats, then the Bears won't win the Super Bowl.

2

Temple_mediumOhio_medium
Toledo_mediumMiami_oh_medium
2,3,4,5 So, so torn between who to place where. Honestly ... one of these teams has to be No. 5. Which one do you pick? So this is me taking the candy-ass way out. They're all No. 2 until further notice. That way we can have two No. 2s play each other (Ohio-MIAMI). Temple, however, does not play Toledo, which really puts a damper into my plans.

3

NOBODY

4

NOBODY

5

STILL NOBODY

6

Central_michigan_mediumWestern_michigan_medium
Buffalo_mediumKent_st_medium
6,7,8,9 Here is your chocolate creamy center that is high in trans-fat. Two (?)MUs, Buffalo, and Kent State are all hovering heavenly bodies of mediocrity, with each possessing two wins including the sound dismantling of an FCS team. These are not your beautiful bowl teams. They are teams with flashes of brilliance and long tremolos of sadness.

7

NOBODY

8

NOBODY

9

YOUR MOTHER

10

Bowling_green_mediumBall_st_medium

Eastern_michigan_medium

10,11,13 BGSU, Ball State, and Eastern Michigan. Conveniently beatable birds. Only you, however, can prevent avian domestic violence.

11

NOBODY

12

DO NOT WRITE IN THIS SPACE

13

Akron_mediumMassillon_medium 12,NR

Oops, what's a Massillon High Tigers helmet doing here?

Oh ... BURNSAUCE. See what I did there, Akron? C'mon, fellas, at least put one W-spot on the board. You don't want to make baby kangaroos cry, do you?

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