I won't be around much — BGSU's homecoming, natch — but there's still plenty o' footballing to view. For fun, pretend each game's a movie:
At noon we have:
OHIO @ EMU: "It's Not Easy Being Green"
Temple @ Army: "Al Golden Quiet On The Western Front"
An hour later begins the battle of:
Kent State @ Miami: "Defense & Defenser"
Then a 2 p.m. matinee, featuring:
Idaho @ WMU: "Kalamazoo Dynamite"
And 3:30 p.m. will see two more kickoffs:
Buffalo @ BGSU: "Underachiever's Paradise"
Ball State @ CMU: "Abbott And Costello Meet Zurlon"
And then at 6 p.m. the sun will begin set, not just on a Saturday, but on the wait for:
NIU @ Akron: "Rocky Horror Running Game"
Capped off with a 7 p.m. showing of:
Wyoming @ Toledo: "Wyoming vs. Toledo"
By far, the most feel-goodiest games of the day. If we can get Ebert on board, then we control the box office.