It took me a while to find the beautiful video, but here we are: Bowling Green safety/kick returner Boo Boo Gates and his 75-yard samurai-aided touchdown scamper. As you can see, he got so winded with awesomeness halfway through that he decided to sit on a Kent State defender.
His knees/elbow/tuchus never touched the ground, so he got back on his feet, had a friendly chat with some of his cohorts, then ran into the end zone for six. Final score? Kent State 30, Bowling Green 6. (The extra point was blocked.)
To all you kids out there: play until the whistle. To all you kids out there playing BGSU in the future: don't risk it.