Cat's Cradle of Coaches is the best fake trophy name to this point. Please offer up a better one, because that's terrible.
OHIO already has won the MAC East's ticket to the MAC Championship but they can claim this outright with a victory, stomping on everyone else's shares. Miami is basically trying to give the Bobcats' record a small little shiner. They can't get to a bowl, they can't do much of anything. But they can try to top the Bobcats for the first time since 2005.
Chat away, chatterlings.