Ya did it, Minutemen. That was a wholly ugly game but your punting unit kept pinning the Zips deep, and a self-immolation by the Akron offense in the first half really set things up for ya.

Against all odds, you guys finally got a win in Football Bowl Subdivision. You're one of us. There will be better wins in the coming years, wins against better teams ... wins in which you earned it 100 percent, not because the other team just kinda farted around.