We're happy that people outside the MAC enjoy our products. Fine sports, coaches, athletic directors ... but hogging them all can be dangerous. We're here to help you, Illinois. Admit to us of your addiction and then you can get the help you need. Not that kind of help, though.

Here's hoping that if John Groce DOES to go Illinois it's at least before you have a chance to watch this. I have the timing of ... of ... something.