NCAA Football 13: The Top MAC Player At Each Rating

EA Sports has WMU quarterback Alex Carder as the conference's hardest thrower. Or tied for it, at least.

Not to belabor the point, but these rankings are fun as all get-out. And extreme gratitude goes to the maker of this website which seems to have extrapolated every rating for every player on every team and made them sortable.

That enabled me to do the following: take each video game character rating and find out who in the Mid-American Conference has the best one. Now if you are not sure what the attribute means, don't worry, I took a pretty good guess at what I think it is.

(And a reminder, we already did overall ratings.)

Attribute Description, I think "Player" Name Value
Strength The condition of being strong Miami RT #64
NIU DT #98
Josh Harvey
Frank Boenzi
92
Speed The condition of being speedy WMU HB #20
BGSU WR #10
Brian Fields
Herve Coby
94
Acceleration The condition of being acceleration Buffalo HB #32
Buffalo CB #4
WMU CB #24
Branden Oliver
Cortney Lester
Lewis Toler
94
Agility Avoiding players, questions, chores Miami CB #3 Dayonne Nunley 93
Awareness Wearing brightly-colored ribbons in the hopes that
disease is eradicated
UMass LT #72 Nick Speller 89
Break Tackle Ability to do damage to fishing lures WMU TE #85 Blake Hammond 86
Trucking Getting busted down on bourbon street, set up like a
bowling pin, or pining about what a long strange trip
it's been
NIU HB #20 James Spence
(now #34)
89
Elusiveness Ability to live like J.D. Salinger OHIO HB #29 Kyle Hammonds 87
Ball Carrier Vision Duh. Ability to see the ball carrier OHIO HB #20 Ryan Boykin 83
Carrying Ability to carry Toledo WR #88 Zach Rogers 89
Stiff Arm Inability to bend at the elbow Ball State HB #33 Barrington Scott
(now #3)
91
Spin Move Ability to do this [spins around] Akron WR #88
Miami WR #88
Jerrod Dillard
Luke Swift
90
Juke Move I forget what button the juke is but it's the ability to do that Akron WR #3 A.J. Price 90
Catch Being a hit at parties and other social gatherings Miami WR #8 Nick Harwell 91
Spectacular catch Being a spectacular hit at parties and other social gatherings Miami WR #8 Nick Harwell 87
Catch in Traffic I don't recommend this Miami WR #8 Nick Harwell 83
Route Running Remember the obstacle course from "Paperboy?" That Miami WR #88 Luke Swift 89
Jumping Ability to rock out as hard as possible to Van Halen Buffalo WR #25 John Dunmore 97
Throwing Power Just throwing the football as hard as you can ... BGSU QB #7
WMU QB #14
Matt Schilz
Alex Carder
88
Throwing Accuracy ... and hoping it hits something. CMU QB #8 Ryan Radcliff 88
Impact Blocking Ability to delete LOLcat caption pictures. NIU LG #70 Logan Pegram 90
Run Blocking Ability to block "Cannonball Run" sequels OHIO RG #77 Eric Herman 88
Pass Blocking Ability to block creepy dudes hitting on you CMU LT #73
WMU RT #68
Jake Olson
Dann O'Neill
86
Stamina Huh huh huh huh Ball State CB #13 Armand Dehaney 99
Injury Ability to not get injured. Or maybe it's likelihood that
you do get injured. I actually don't know.
Miami SS #37 Pat Hinkel 94
Tackle Ability to tackle players, hard-hitting issues,
large-scale sociological problems.
Ball State MLB #8
BGSU MLB #5
Travis Freeman
Dwayne Woods
91
Hit Power Ability to create powerful hits not unlike The Bee Gees Toledo ROLB #38 Robert Bell 90
Power Move Ability to transfer all your furniture into a new
apartment in one day without help
NIU LE #49
BGSU DT #91
Jason Meehan
Chris Jones
86
Finesse Move Ability to transfer all your furniture into a new
apartment with just one hand, length of time be
damned
BGSU DT #50
NIU ROLB #36
Darius Gilbert
Tyrone Clark
80
Block Shedding Ability to donate neglected sacks of Legos
to the underprivileged
Buffalo LOLB #46 Khalil Mack 90
Pursuit Ability to never give up and trust your instincts
(© Peppy Hare 1997)
Toledo ROLB #38 Robert Bell 90
Play Recognition Knowing what is and isn't an Andrew Lloyd
Webber production
Toledo MLB #32 Dan Molls 90
Man Coverage Ability to cover Man, the rise and fall of Miami CB #6
NIU CB #11
D.J. Brown
Rashaan Melvin
88
Zone Coverage Ability to cover which zones are for loading and
unloading in airport terminals
WMU CB #24 Lewis Toler 91
Press Ability to cover anything, or at least blog about it WMU SS #2 Demetrius Pettway 87
Kicking Power How strong's your leg? Good. You can get it there,
but that's not all that matters...
Ball State P #18 Scott Kovanda 92
Kicking Accuracy ...I mean what good's a pow'rful leg if y'can't control it? Toledo K #85 Jeremiah Detmer 85
Return Ability to be kind and rewind CMU WR #84 Titus Davis 94
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