2013 Poinsettia Bowl: Hustle Belt's Drinking Game

QUICK! You don't have much time to re-stock between games! - Richard Wolowicz

After taking in the Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl, we invite you to go for broke playing the Poinsettia Bowl Drinking Game as Heisman Finalist Jordan Lynch plays his final collegiate game against the Utah State Aggies. Please play responsibly.

Are you still alive after the Pizza Bowl's drinking game? Good. Now that our MAC Champions are finishing/finished with their game, we can move on to Part II of the fun. Jordan Lynch and NIU are out West tonight to take on the Utah State Aggies. As always, we have a whole new set of personalized rules for this game. Get ready to get crunk!

NOTE: Please don't play if you are already heavily inebriated following the first game. Hustle Belt is not liable for any hospitalization or death occurring from playing these games. They are intended as humor and are generally considered overkill. Please play responsibly.

General Rules

Jordan Lynch name drop...................drink (this may kill you)
Chuckie Keeton vs Jordan Lynch comparison...................shot
Talk of Heisman candidacy for either QB.......................chug
Mention of the MAC Championship......................finish your drink
Mention of the BCS (death of, missed opportunity, etc).........................drink
Talk of how good Utah State's defense is...............................drink
How bad NIU's is...................................chug
Jordan Lynch hits the 2,000 yard rushing mark for the season....................toast and finish the drink
TommyLee Lewis injury.......................................chug
Go to bed.............................keep a fifth by the bed and finish it tomorrow
Change the channel at all (exception: halftime).........................chug until you return

First Half

Jordan Lynch goes for 100 yards rushing......................triple shot
Lynch goes for <50 yards rushing.......................chug during halftime
Jordan Lynch TD......................chug
Anyone else by either team....................double shot
NIU turnover........................shotgun
Utah State turnover..................shot

Halftime

Take a breather. You've probably had way too much anyways.

Second Half

Jordan Lynch injury in his last half of collegiate football......................down all the liquor in your house
Mention of Ohio's crazy finish 2 years ago (the start the "NIU Dynasty")...........................shot
LaVon Brazill mention.......................chug (HE DROPPED THE TOUCHDOWN FOR THE COLTS!)
Total points at any point add up to <50.........................chug until 50 is reached
Total points eclipses 80+..............................drink per minute of game-time
NIU wins...........................chug
Utah State wins..............................finish your alcohol
Jordan Lynch named MVP.........................shotgun
Anyone else on offense......................double shot
Anyone on defense for either side......................make it a triple

Enjoy the game, and play responsibly. Remember, we all win when played properly!

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