Hustle Belt Turns Three

Seth Austin

We turned three today, to show off our new found level of maturity we wrote a little poem.

Today is a big day. We turned three at 9 this morning. We're finally out of the terrible twos, and fully potty-trained.

Since we're three it's time to start acting our age. No more finger-painting, time to show off our big-boy vocabulary. What better way than by doing an acrostic poem:

Hello there UMass.

Upset city.

Super-high point guard.

Temple can eat s**t.

Lady Rockets won a national championship, just not that one.

Erik Fisher goes No. 1 in the NFL Draft

BCS busters baby, sort of.

Even on the pitch, success has been plentiful.

Leave it to Akron to try and try something this crazy.

Thanks to the benevolent despot himself, Matt Sussman.

Now time to get back to playing with our birthday cake.

h/t to @Seth_Austin

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