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EMU's Getting Gray Turf, WMU Should Scrap Turf Alltogeher

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Since EMU is getting new gray turf, their rivals, the WMU Broncos should seize the moment and update their playing surface altogether. Since brown turf sounds awful, I propose the Broncos fully embrace the "Row the Boat" lifestyle and dig out the playing surface to form a pond. They can even fill the pond with those deadly "nekton" sharks they're always going on about. Talk about a home field advantage.