EMU's Getting Gray Turf, WMU Should Scrap Turf Alltogeher
Since EMU is getting new gray turf, their rivals, the WMU Broncos should seize the moment and update their playing surface altogether. Since brown turf sounds awful, I propose the Broncos fully embrace the "Row the Boat" lifestyle and dig out the playing surface to form a pond. They can even fill the pond with those deadly "nekton" sharks they're always going on about. Talk about a home field advantage.
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