Belt Loops: The End is Nigh

Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Jesse's note: Welcome to the new Belt Loops. If you missed our introduction to this new take on an old series, that means you've been ignoring us for two days now. We don't appreciate that. We're through. I packed your things in a box, you can pick it up when I'm at work.

A year. 365 days. 8,766 hours. 525,949 minutes (give or take 349 minutes for adaptations of Rent). Now times that by two. That leaves approximately  1,052,000 minutes left that the Massachusetts Minutemen will be part of the MAC. While we came in with a two season, two win whimper, we're going to go out with our middle fingers in the air. As such, here's why we won't miss you:

Bowling Green: According to Wikipedia, you don't have a bowling team. Also your school color isn't green. THIS SCHOOL'S A PHONY.

Buffalo: Wings Over Amherst has the best Wings around.

Akron: You lost to us in our first season in the MAC. Actually, can we keep scheduling you when we go?

Miami: You're easily confused with the other Miami. Also you lost to us.

Kent State: Golden Flashes? It's called lightning.

Ball State: Heh heh heh. You have ball in your school's name.

Directional Michigans: Would people have that much trouble finding your school if you didn't include the location in it?

Northern Illinois: You had Jordan Lynch. You're cool.

Toledo: When I first heard this school existed I assumed it was in Florida. Either change your name to something less sexy or move to Florida.

Ohio: What makes you so special that you get to use the whole state name instead of the city you're in? If I was Akron, Bowling Green, Kent State or Toledo I'd be pissed.

525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure,
measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In
inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600 minutes - how do you
measure a year in the life?
How about love? How about love? How about love? Measure in love. Seasons of
love.

Other Thoughts:

What Game of Thrones Character Are You?

I just learned this existed. Anyone want to fly to London?

Taylor Swift got a kitten. Go look at it right meow.

Mike Manni committed to UMass. Oh man. This has nothing to do with the MAC. And my other links aren't even related to sports. The trolling never stops.

Tim Tebow update.

It's Friday Folks. Let's go nuts below.

[Jesse's Note: There's a good chance that Jesse's account was hacked and this was the result. We hope.]

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