We're going to change things up this week. We usually work independently and have each team be placed individually into a cubby hole. Let's not do that this week; it's just not fair to anybody. Let's forgo the hairsplitting decisions and merely break out into small groups of like-minded hustlability.
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Riffraff | |
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1 | Right now, ain't nobody touching them in the MAC. Illinois and Iowa State are allowed to fondle them at will, but right now you could make a strong case for them going 8-0 in the conference. If that don't put butts in seats, then the Bears won't win the Super Bowl. |
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2,3,4,5 | So, so torn between who to place where. Honestly ... one of these teams has to be No. 5. Which one do you pick? So this is me taking the candy-ass way out. They're all No. 2 until further notice. That way we can have two No. 2s play each other (Ohio-MIAMI). Temple, however, does not play Toledo, which really puts a damper into my plans. |
3 |
NOBODY | ||
4 |
NOBODY | ||
5 |
STILL NOBODY | ||
6 |
   
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6,7,8,9 | Here is your chocolate creamy center that is high in trans-fat. Two (?)MUs, Buffalo, and Kent State are all hovering heavenly bodies of mediocrity, with each possessing two wins including the sound dismantling of an FCS team. These are not your beautiful bowl teams. They are teams with flashes of brilliance and long tremolos of sadness. |
7 |
NOBODY | ||
8 |
NOBODY | ||
9 |
YOUR MOTHER | ||
10 |
 
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10,11,13 | BGSU, Ball State, and Eastern Michigan. Conveniently beatable birds. Only you, however, can prevent avian domestic violence. |
11 |
NOBODY | ||
12 |
DO NOT WRITE IN THIS SPACE | ||
13 |
 
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12,NR |
Oops, what's a Massillon High Tigers helmet doing here? Oh ... BURNSAUCE. See what I did there, Akron? C'mon, fellas, at least put one W-spot on the board. You don't want to make baby kangaroos cry, do you? |
