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Welcome to Mid-Major Football Sufferers Anonymous. Today's community agenda:
11 a.m.
Orientation and introductions
12 p.m.
Northern Illinois-Temple
Ball State-Western Michigan
Virginia Tech-Central Michigan
2 p.m.
Ohio-Bowling Green
2:30 p.m.
Focus groups
3:30 p.m.
Kent State-Akron
6 p.m.
Chicken dinner, followed by confession
7 p.m.
Vanderbilt-Eastern Michigan
Cincinnati-Miami
8 p.m.
Boise State-Toledo
11:15 p.m.
Curfew and bed-check