Look, I found Armon Bassett!
The former OHIO March Madness tournament hero slash New Orleans Hornets summer camp signee slash bar fighter slash Indiana castoff is now playing for "Ironi Ramat Gan" of the Israeli National League. He's averaging 13.5 points a game, right behind ... holy unleavened bread! It's former BGSU hoopster Isaac Rosefelt! What a world. If they can't bring peace to the Middle East, nobody will.