Last night Miami beat Saginaw Valley State by what's most likely to be a basketball score, but since SVSU is Division II, it doesn't matter in the slightest. It does puzzle me, however, why we don't call MU "Miami Valley State University." Are they ashamed of their river basin? This may warrant further investigation.
But if you are looking to shed a few pounds before stuffing your face this holiday season, consider taking in some light Charlie Coles exercise movies. Put on your reddest sweater and sway on the sidelines, usually after every close call.
More fun content comes tomorrow.