Hurm de durm ... enjoy your Wednesday, and as long as we're on a roll of reading vintage articles, let's turn to NIU quarterback George Bork, whose team went 10-0 in 1963 and won some type of small college football championship. This TIME blurb was also quite amusing. OMG, what kind of kooky offenses uses five wide receivers ... AND the shotgun? What's next, flying cars and computers the size of skyscrapers?