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Instead it's going to a much better cause: Locks of Love, which you may know helps supply wigs to children that have undergone medical treatments causing hair loss. They'll take donations from just about anybody, but whichever child wears the Dysert Wig will have a chance to pass for 500 yards against Akron.
Here's a photo gallery of it getting all lopped off and thrown into a bag. As it turns out from the final photo, Dysert was Anthony Michael Hall all along.