Ha. Ha. Hahahahahahahaaha.
This will cause some locker room jokes.— Doug Zaleski (@DougZaleski) August 24, 2012
#Ball State players Jonathan Newsome, Toney Williams tried to shoplift "male enhancement pills"
Analysis: Ha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[wipes away tears]
The Star Press' Zaleski reported earlier today that Newsome was suspended two games already stemming from a marijuana arrest, which was found during a traffic stop thanks to expired plates. I'm not sure where the boner pills fit into the equation, but there was an outstanding warrant for "conversion," which Zaleski writes can usually be written up in cases of shoplifting, so the theft might be older than this week.
Newsome played a little at Ohio State and his transfer was a definite need to boost the depth of the team. Williams is a running back who transferred from Tennessee and played sparingly in 2010. They were announced as transfers in the same press release and have been inseparable ever since, clearly.