General Rules
Overtime.............drink
Double OT...............shot
Triple OT or more..............shot per play including the 2-pt conversions
Apparent game-winning score in the final 2 minutes.......................chug
Mention of Hustle Belt.................buy all the liquor from your local store and promptly finish it all (just kidding, just get a lunchable and chug a case of Hard Cider [cc: Alex])
Any mention of any other conference except the Big Ten................shot
Mention of the Big Ten..................chug
Any discussion not pertaining to the MAC during the game..............shot
Same, but during halftime.............drink
Any safety, real or fake but ruled real.......................shotgun or bong whatever you want
Ohio @ Bowling Green
In a game with huge MAC East implications (mostly because of the other game going on this evening), we should set the bar high with a tough start. Here are some starters............
Tyler Tettleton throws a touchdown............finish your drink
Matt Johnson scores in any way..............finish your drink
Any other player scores......................chug
Any defensive player scores................triple tap that drink and finish
Beau Blankenship runs for a first down.........drink
Tettleton throws 15+ yards on any play.........drink
3rd down stop by BGSU....................drink
Any sack.......................drink
Interception..............chug
Any cut to Mickey Tettleton............take a shot
Any cut to the Buffalo-Toledo game (live or highlight)..................shot
Any mention of the BSU-NIU game.................two shots
Any mention to any other remaining game NOT involving these teams.................finish all the liquor in your abode
Overtime.............drink
Double OT...............shot
Triple OT or more..............shot per play including the 2-pt conversions
Apparent game-winning score by either side in the final 2 minutes.......................chug
If you think of anything else, drink to it and leave a comment below (applies to all other games).
Buffalo @ Toledo
Khalil Mack tackle...............drink
KM TFL.................shot
KM Sack...............shot and drink
KM forced fumble, fumble recovery, and/or interception...............finish your liquor
Talk of Khalil Mack's pro chances....................drink
Branden Oliver rush for first down.............drink
Branden Oliver TD......................shot
Alex Neutz TD.....................shot
Any other Buffalo player scoring..................two shots
David Fluellen rush...............drink
Fluellen TD................shot
Owens INT...............shot
Owens TD...............finish your drink
Any Toledo TD 20 or more yards................shot
Under 20 yards.................finish your drink (or get another and finish if other rules apply)
Cut to BGSU-Ohio game in any way.................finish your drink
Mention of NIU-BSU game..................three shots
Ball State @ NIU
Jordan Lynch 1st down...............drink
Lynch touchdown.................shot
Mention of Lynch for Heisman.................finish your drink
Lynch infographic..........................finish your drink
Lynch rush for 100 yards................chug
Lynch rush for 200 yards................3 shots
Lynch going for 200-200...................finish your alcohol
Mention of the Orange Bowl last season..............2 shots
Mention of NIU's BCS Chances this season...........drink
Infographic of BCS standings....................shot
Mention of Fresno State................finish your drink and curse San Diego State
Keith Wenning passing TD...............shot
Keith Wenning hitting the 100 yard mark................drink
200 yard mark...............shot
300 yard mark................chug
400 yard mark...............finish your drink and get another
500 yard mark................chug everything
Ball State rushing TD...............2 shots
Ball State first down................drink
5 first downs on a drive...............finish your drink
Any defensive sack.................drink
Any turnover....................chug
Any defensive/special teams TD...............drink everything
Ball State wins................buy Everclear and drink straight until gone because the MAC isn't BCS bound
NIU wins................finish your drink
Miami @ Kent State
Turnover.................shot
Dri Archer TD..................shot
Durham TD.................shot
Anyone else scoring on either side.....................chug a pair
Miami first down...............shot
Miami punt.................drink
Honestly, make up your own rules for this game. It's going to be a snoozefest and I think I covered most of the bases anyways. Plus, you'll probably be watching the other game anyways.
Central Michigan @ Western Michigan
If a CMU or WMU fan..............don't follow rules, you're already too drunk to play
Turnover..................shot
A Davis TD by either side................shot
Cut to Davis family.................shot
Davis family is not in attendance.............finish all alcohol in house
Punt................shot
First down...............shot
Field goal................shot
Non-Davis touchdown..............double shot
Drink for all other plays. It's a rivalry with very little to play for.
Akron @ UMass
Drink incessantly
More from Hustle Belt:
- Mid-Major College Football Top 10, Week 12: We Have A New No. 1, Sort Of
- How To Watch Ohio vs. Bowling Green: Gametime, TV, Streaming, Radio
- Ohio vs. Bowling Green Preview: The Bobcats Try To Scratch Their Way Back Into the MAC East
- Buffalo vs. Toledo Preview: An Interdivisional Showdown
- Spread Offense: Week 12 MAC Football Odds