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NOTE: Hustle Belt reminds you to please play responsibly and is not liable for any hospitalization or deaths occurring from playing the game. This is intended as humor and is generally regarded as overkill. If you do play and begin to feel the symptoms of alcohol poisoning or are exceeding your usual drinking capacity, please stop playing and consult a doctor (using a designated driver).
I'm BACK!
Yep, after creating the original Hustle Belt Drinking Game papa is back to bring you another round of drinking games for the bowls. It'll get ya drunk! And nothing screams drinking like having the in-laws and annoying relatives over for the holidays. So 2 pm drinking it is! Crack open the hard nog and go to work.
So since Ohio is a hefty 2 touchdown underdog, we're going to make this nice and quick. If you're feeling anything in the 2nd quarter Bobcat fans, you aren't playing well enough. And you probably wont want to feel anything. Who knows. Anyways........
General Guidelines
ECU First Down...............drink
ECU Touchdown.............shot
Ohio Touchdown............triple shot
Beau Blankenship or Tyler Tettleton rushing touchdown....................chug with triple shot
Any shot of LaVon Brazill.........................finish your liquor (that turd dropped a TD yesterday. Yes I'm a Colts fan. Suck it Browns and Lions fans. We've been maki............./fired)
Any talk of Shane Carden as a potential Dark Horse candidate for the Heisman next season...............double shot
Any mention or shot of Chris Johnson (ECU alum).....................finish your drink, and make it 2 if he's been on your fantasy team since his 2,000 yard season (he's been a bum ever since he got paid)
Pre-game
Mention of Toledo.............chug
Mention of the odds...........shot
Mention of Tettleton and Blankenship as their last game together..................one for you and one for your homies.
Any mention of "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas".................shot
Any mention of "Happy/Merry Festivus".......................chug your liquor and watch Seinfeld after the game religiously
ANY discussion outside of the game, the two teams, or the two teams' conferences (C-USA and MAC)...............chug
Ohio wins the toss..................drink
Either team defers to the 2nd half..................shot now, drink later
First Half
Ohio leads at any point.............additional shot per score (by either team until lead is gone completely), drink every game minute they lead
Either QB throws for 200 yards.............shot
Either team has a running-back go for 75 yards and/or 2 TDs.....................shot
Turnover.................shot (make it a double if it is by Ohio)
Ohio 3 and out................drink
ECU 3 and out..............shot
Coaches Challenge...............chug until decision is made
Halftime
Talk of any of the BCS Bowls.........................drink
Talk of any of the other bowls yet to be played NOT featuring a team from the MAC or C-USA................chug
Jordan Lynch mention/interview.....................shot
Christmas sale commercial....................chug
Second Half
Either QB goes over 350 yards and/or 3 TDs....................drink. Add a shot for every additional 50 yards/1 TD
Any running-back goes over 150 yards....................shot
Blowout..................finish all of your booze (this really doesn't need to be said, but it's implied)
Game-winning score (apparent or real) in the final 2:30................double shot
ECU Wins.....................chug
Ohio Wins....................shotgun a pair of beers
QB named MVP of the game.................shot
Any other player.......................triple shot
BROmance hug by Beau and Tettleton...............double shot and pour a drink for your homies
I think that just about covers it. Again, play safe and if you feel like I missed something, let us know. Enjoy that mid-day drinking.
