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Twelve Days of MACstmas

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What do you mean you don't know the words?! If you're planning on going out tonight or tomorrow for some caroling, you best study up on the lyrics.

Rich Schultz

Chords and lyrics - 12 Days of Christmas (Karaoke, no vocal) (via Daniel Morency)


On the first day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

A Draft pick in the first round!

On the second day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Two fired coaches and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the third day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Three bowls left, two fired coaches and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the fourth day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Four calling shitbirds, three bowls left, two coaches fired and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the fifth day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Five Akron wins, four calling shitbirds, three bowls left, two coaches fired and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the sixth day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Six picks for Ward, five Akron wins, four calling shitbirds, three bowls left, two coaches fired and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the seventh day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Seven Boucher touchdowns, six picks for Ward, five Akron wins, four calling shitbirds, three bowls left, two coaches fired and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the eighth day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Eight Flecks a rowing, seven Boucher touchdowns, six picks for Ward, five Akron wins, four calling shitbirds, three bowls left, two coaches fired and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the ninth day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Nine Lunchables, eight Flecks a rowing, seven Boucher touchdowns, six picks for Ward, five Akron wins, four calling shitbirds, three bowls left, two coaches fired and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the tenth day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Ten coaches swearing, nine Lunchables, eight Flecks a rowing, seven Boucher touchdowns, six picks for Ward, five Akron wins, four calling shitbirds, three bowls left, two coaches fired and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the eleventh day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Eleven drinking games, ten coaches swearing, nine Lunchables, eight Flecks a rowing, seven Boucher touchdowns, six picks for Ward, five Akron wins, four calling shitbirds, three bowls left, two coaches fired and a Draft pick in the first round!

On the twelfth day of MACstmas, my cool blog gave to me:

Twelve #MACKtion sacks, eleven drinking games, ten coaches swearing, nine Lunchables, eight Flecks a rowing, seven Boucher touchdowns, six picks for Ward, five Akron wins, four calling shitbirds, three bowls left, two coaches fired and a Draft pick in the first round!