2013 Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl: Hustle Belt's Drinking Game

Well I hope you all had a good Christmas and a solid day off of work. Now it's back to the grindstone and that includes a big day for the MAC, as both of the divisional champions play their bowl games today. First up, is our conference champion in our back-yard bowl, the Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl. So grab a couple Hot-N-Ready's and some Crazy Bread and let's get DRUNK*!

*NOTE: Again, Hustle Belt does not encourage drinking heavily and is not liable for any hospitalization or death occurring from playing this drinking game. Remember, this is supposed to be funny and not to be taken literally. Please play responsibly.

General Rules

Did you work today?.....................Drink
Did you have today off?...................Chug
Did you take today off?....................You're a slacker. Double shot
Wanted to go to the game but didn't for whatever reason?.....................Shotgun
Are a Lions fan and know your team choked their way out of the playoffs?.....................LOL, sucks bruh. Shot

Mention of BG's defense as Top 10..........................drink
Mention of Pitt's wins over Notre Dame or Duke.........................shot
Mention of Jordan Lynch......................chug (this includes Poinsettia Bowl plugs. I apologize to your liver now)
Change the channel during halftime.................drink
Change the channel at any other time...................shot
Change the channel to the Poinsettia Bowl in case of overrun.....................chug until game is done
Matt Johnson swagger time (you'll know)...................drink
Aaron Donald beast mode (any play he makes a considerable difference).....................drink
Defensive TD......................shot
Offensive TD.....................shotgun
MATT SCHILZ (sighting)..........................chug
MATT SCHILZZZZZZZZZZZZ (playing).............................drink per play
Anton Samuel name-drop......................drink

First Half

Scoreless first quarter...............chug until score
Opening kick-off TD..................chug liquor
Pitt TD on opening drive................triple shot
Pitt scores on opening drive then doesn't score the rest of the half.....................bong or ice luge if you have it
Pitt rushes for 100 yards...................shot
Matty J has more yards than Pitt....................chug

Halftime

Talk of the BCS Bowl.....................drink
Talk of any other bowl game NOT featuring the MAC...................chug
Mark May or Lou Holtz........................I'd have you drink, but you'd laugh so just drink after they're off the screen
Any discussion not pertaining to the game or these two teams...................drink per topic. This could get bad since Pitt's tangents could easily lead to the national title game and Auburn and the SEC and. . .
Tony Romo or any other NFL "news"...............chug your liquor. Seriously, an overrated QB gets hurt in the 2nd to last week before his team plays a red-shot Eagles team and ESPN wants to consider it earth-shattering news? /jerking motion

Second Half

Pitt has any lead...............drink
Pitt has a 10+ point lead...........chug incessantly
BG has a 10+ point lead.................liquefy Crazy Bread and drink it. I assume it tastes amazing (kinda).
Travis Greene goes over 100 yards.....................shot
Matty J goes over 300 passing and or 100 rushing...............shot
Any player has 2 or more TDs........................shot
BG wins.........................drink
Pitt wins.........................finish your alcohol

I'm sure I'm missing some stuff so let me know. Remember to please play responsibly!