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WMU assistant strength and conditioning coach Dan Wenger (whose Twitter profile is full of photos of roided out soap opera actors and ex-California Governors) can't get enough juice:
WMU Camp needs to supply #Juice boxes tonight! If the #Juice ain't flowin' then you ain't growin'! #FITFO #DOIT! #GO pic.twitter.com/VjYQznQPB1
— Dan Wenger (@Coach_DWeng) June 17, 2014
We need more ... pic.twitter.com/cFfZxuEeBC
— Dan Wenger (@Coach_DWeng) June 17, 2014
Honoring one of the greats, the #MachoMAN always brought the #juice and #MADNESS #WWFsuperstar of the day #OHHHYEAA pic.twitter.com/WezqTffxEp
— Dan Wenger (@Coach_DWeng) June 16, 2014
Ready to smash some weight this morning? Make sure you get you're breakfast to bring the #JUICE #FITFO pic.twitter.com/OLeCsycfbT
— Dan Wenger (@Coach_DWeng) June 16, 2014
The #juice will be brought tomorrow at Waldo stadium. #DOIT #GOOOO #FITFO. pic.twitter.com/e3dr8mCQvL
— Dan Wenger (@Coach_DWeng) June 15, 2014
Considering the obsession with artificially large men, I must ask: WHAT THE F**K IS JUICE, coach?