Today, the United States Men's National Soccer Team takes on Germany for a chance to advance to the knockout round of the World Cup.
The game is scheduled for noon E.T., a real bummer for millions of proud Americans who would love nothing more than to take down the Germans on an international stage in a game most of us don't even understand. Luckily for you, the German coach of the USMNT (how does that make any sense?) has a potential solution to help you catch his team dismantle his home country in the beautiful game.
Need note to get out of work Thurs? @J_Klinsmann has you covered. Show your cool boss. It will def work! #LetsDoThis pic.twitter.com/i2oCZmGAGZ— U.S. Soccer (@ussoccer) June 25, 2014
Thanks Juergy. Yeah, he and I are cool like that.
Anyway, rather than getting witty and sharing a bunch of links you're likely not going to click on, I want to make sure we're all well-prepared for today's match, so first, watch this preview:
Now, let's go kick some German ass!
Real American spirit everywhere. Hulkamania gripping the #USA & #USMNT fans. #LetsDoThis @HulkHogan pic.twitter.com/uwHtYxfiDz— U.S. Soccer (@ussoccer) June 25, 2014