Today, the United States Men's National Soccer Team takes on Germany for a chance to advance to the knockout round of the World Cup.
The game is scheduled for noon E.T., a real bummer for millions of proud Americans who would love nothing more than to take down the Germans on an international stage in a game most of us don't even understand. Luckily for you, the German coach of the USMNT (how does that make any sense?) has a potential solution to help you catch his team dismantle his home country in the beautiful game.
Thanks Juergy. Yeah, he and I are cool like that.
Anyway, rather than getting witty and sharing a bunch of links you're likely not going to click on, I want to make sure we're all well-prepared for today's match, so first, watch this preview:
Now, let's go kick some German ass!