Belt Loops: BBC News Pulls Some Shady, Racist Shenanigans

Apparently, Mr. Tom Rostance had to take a shot at the "youth of today" for getting together, mixing around some Scrabble letters and creating the name "DeAndre" because, well, I don't exactly understand why. Here's a screenshot of what I'm talking about.

When I first saw this on Twitter (h/t to @nevillem), I was pretty pissed off about it. It was the most upset and disappointed during the USMNT's run during the World Cup. That's mostly because I don't care about FIFA. I dislike it almost as much as I like the NCAA and it's not even because it's soccer. I'll let a British guy that I enjoy watching do all the explaining of that because I'm not a racist. Maybe you've heard of him. John Oliver, anybody?

Sorry if I misspelled your name, Mr. Oliver.

But seriously, Tom (ugh, who in their right or left mind named you something so crude?), what's your beef with a name like DeAndre? Alec isn't a typo that should've been Alex, and both are damn cool names to have.

So, Tom, to honor you and the integrity of the British Broadcasting Corporation, I've decided to create a power ranking of the top names that I, Alex Alvarado (that means I'm latino, Mr. Rostance. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife) that make me feel a little uncomfortable as well. Enjoy, broski (yes, you read that right. That's "young" for amigo or friend or pal or chap).

NAMES THAT HAVE ME SCRATCHING MY HEAD, TOO

1. Timothy
2. Harry
3. Robert
4. George
5. Constantine
6. Carl
7. Bradley
8. Britney/Brittany
9. Jennifer
10. William
11. Christian
12. Elizabeth
13. Henry
14. Thomas (there you are!)
15. Leonard
16. Florida
17. Linda
18. Grace
19. James
20. Mary
21. Franklin
22. Joshua
23. Jacquelyn
24. Paul
25. Alexander/Alexandria
26. Samuel
27. Xavier
28. Ronald
29. anybody with Marie as a middle name
30. Patricia
31. Walter
32. Olivia
33. Gary
34. Emily
35. Joseph
36. Michael
37. Barbara
38. Beth
39. Nicholas
40. Orville
41. Ellis
42. Tyler
43. David
44. Fred
45. Barney
46. Wilma
47. Betty
48. BamBam
49. Pebbles
50. Wes
51. Martin
52. Kenneth
53. Cath
54. Collin
55. Katherine
56. Scott
57. Molly
58. Andrew
59. Charles
60. Susan
61. Richard (perverts)
62. Luke
63. Bryan/Brian
64. Ethan
65. Noah
66. Keith
67. Kaleb
68. Teresea
69. Ana
70. Connor
71. Brandon
72. Steven
73. Oscar
74. Megan/Meghan
75. Laura
76. Sara(h)
77. Geoffrey
78. Edward
79. Matthew
80. Hugh
81. Betty
82. Nancy
83. Jeffery
84. Jesse
85. Jason
86. Neal
87. Benjamin
88. Sophie
89. Jack
90. Abigail
91. Mark
92. Lee
93. Christopher
94. Anthony
95. Sharon
96. Sean
97. Lisa
98. Jillian
99. Every goddamn cat named Olaf from Frozen.
100. Oliver