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I have no idea what anybody's talking about when they say so-and-so has a "football name."
"Landry Jones is a good quarterback, and he should be with a football name like that!" What does that even mean? I say, if your name is awesome and you play football, your football name is better than Mr. Jones's. Here are some of the finest MAC football names for this season:
Offense
QB- Kyle Pohl (Akron)
QB- Joe Licata (Buffalo)
QB- Blake Frohnapfel (UMass)
QB- Ruggiero DeLuca (Miami)
RB- Jawon Chisholm (Akron)
RB- Horactio Banks (Ball State)
RB- Saylor Lavallii (Central Michigan)
RB- Alec Hullibarger (Eastern Michigan)
RB- Trayion Durham (Kent State)
RB- Shadrach Abrokwah (UMass)
WR- Zach D'Orazio (Akron)
WR- Corey Lacanaria (Ball State)
WR- Efe Scott-Emuakpor (Ball State)
WR- Gehrig Dieter (Bowling Green)
WR- J.R. Zazzara (Buffalo)
WR- Jamarl Eiland (Buffalo)
WR- Kray'shawn Brewer (Eastern Michigan)
WR- Malysha Flanders (Eastern Michigan)
WR- Tommylee Lewis (Northern Illinois)
WR- Aregeros Turner (Northern Illinois)
TE- Hunter Folkertsma (Bowling Green)
TE- Clay Walderzak (Central Michigan)
OL- Dylan Brumbaugh (Akron)
OL- Ryan Kortokrax (Akron)
OL- Alex Orndorff (Ball State)
OL- Brandon Manosalvas (Buffalo)
OL- Ramadan Ahmeti (Central Michigan)
OL- Ka'John Armstrong (Eastern Michigan)
OL- Stephen Langenkamp (Ohio)
OL- Elijah Nkansah (Toledo)
OL- Zach Novoselsky (Western Michigan)
OL- Chuckwuma Okorafor (Western Michigan)
Defense
DL- Nordly Capi (Akron)
DL- Blake Dueitt (Ball State)
DL- Osazuwamen Igbinosun (Ball State)
DL- Carlutorbantu Zaramo (Ball State)
DL- Jhalil-Nashid Croley (Bowling Green)
DL- Gus Schwieterman (Bowling Green)
DL- Gusty Schwartzmeier (Buffalo)
DL- Kristjan Sokoli (Buffalo)
DL- Chris Kantzavelos (Central Michigan)
DL- Lion King (Eastern Michigan)
DL- Mwanza Wamulumba (Miami)
DL- Olasunkanmi Adeniyi (Toledo)
DL- Yazeed Atariwa (Toledo)
DL- Jeremiah Mullinax (Western Michigan)
LB- Monti Phillips (Bowling Green)
LB- Kyril Threats (Buffalo)
LB- Randy Anayanwu (Buffalo)
LB- Travis Pitzonka (Buffalo)
LB- Justin Cherocci (Central Michigan)
LB- Lucas Cherocci (Western Michigan)
LB- Great Ibe (Eastern Michigan)
LB- Ike Spearman (Eastern Michigan)
LB- Michael Santacaterina (Northern Illinois)
LB- Junior Sylvestre (Toledo)
DB- Jamie Antonoglou (Ball State)
DB- Dedrick Cromartie (Ball State)
DB- Diontre Delk (Bowling Green)
DB- Jude Adjei-Barimah (Bowling Green)
DB- Nilijah Ballew (Bowling Green)
DB- Okezie Alozie (Buffalo)
DB- Andrews Dadeboe (Buffalo)
DB- Willie Creear (Eastern Michigan)
DB- Pudge Cotton (Eastern Michigan)
DB- Dechane Durante (Northern Illinois)
DB- Rontavious Atkins (Western Michigan)
Special Teams
K- Anthony Farinella (Bowling Green)
K- Ron Coluzzi (Central Michigan)
K- Josiah Yazdani (Ohio)
K/P- Anthony Melchiori (Kent State)
P- Brian Orzechowski (Buffalo)
P- Cooper Mojsiejenko (Central Michigan)
P- Mitch Bonnstetter (Ohio)