It’s gotta be awesome to be James Bond. I mean, think about it. Great tuxedos. Unlimited ammo. Cool toys. Aston-Martins. The women! Oh, the women! But there’s a downside to playing an iconic legendary role that spans time and careers and that’s when someone else comes along and plays it better than you ever could. Say hello, Timothy Dalton, who celebrates his 73rd birthday today.
For Dalton, he’s notorious for playing everyone’s favorite British agent, sure. But ask any true Bond aficionado and they put Dalton fourth (at best) behind Connery, Craig, and Brosnan. That’s a Mt. Rushmore of action/adventure heroes who wear tuxedos while kicking booty and taking names.
Regardless of how you have him ranked with the other Bonds, it’s Dalton’s birthday. Time for some news and notes.... with a bullet.
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It’s been a curious case study of what is and isn’t fair game in this new media age. News to every coach in the MAC: if your spouse is at a ballgame acting a fool and perhaps intoxicated, we’re going to film it. We’re going to publish it. Then we’re going to get lit with her. Sorry, not sorry.