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"Our quarterback is out for the year."
"Our quarterback sucks."
"I'm thirsty."
"I just want to dance."
All acceptable reasons to really hate football season already. Let's look at how we can watch the games from home, and get drunk while doing so.
| Time | Game | TV |
| 12:00 | Ohio @ Marshall | CBS Sports Network |
| 12:00 | Syracuse @ Central Michgian | ESPN News |
| 12:00 | UMass @ Vanderbilt | ESPN 3 |
| 12:00 | Indiana @ Bowling Green | ESPNU, Watch ESPN |
| 12:00 | Kent State @ #22 Ohio State | ABC, ESPN2, Watch ESPN |
| 3:00 | Indiana State @ Ball State | ESPN 3 |
| 3:30 | Miami @ Michigan | BTN |
| 5:00 | Western Michigan @ Idaho | ESPN 3 |
| 6:00 | Eastern Michigan @ Old Dominion | -none listed- |
| 7:00 | Northern Illinois @ UNLV | -none listed- |
No drinking game here (yet). I guess if we're going to do this, we better do a play-as-we-go sorta thing. Let's make this fun. Go to the front yard, have your friend make a snapchat video of you shotgunning a cheap beer. Once you did that, look at the camera and yell "SPORTS! GO [team]!" then dive into the comments below and come up with your own drinking game rules. If nobody joins you, just remember that the only things that go with the flow are dead fish.
Cheers!