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LAST WEEK WAS SPORTS. THIS WEEK IS MORE SPORTS. THERE WILL PROBABLY BE SPORTS NEXT WEEK TOO, BUT THIS ISN'T NEXT WEEK, THIS IS THIS WEEK, AND WE HAVE SPORTS THIS WEEK!
Shit, I hate when I have caps lock one while I'm typing and not knowing what's going on because I'm simultaneously watching something on Netflix.
| Time | Game | TV |
| 12:00 | Buffalo @ Army | CBS Sports |
| 12:00 | Central Michigan @ Purdue | ESPN News |
| 12:00 | Akron @ Penn State | ABC, ESPN2, Watch ESPN |
| 12:00 | Missouri @ Toledo | ESPN, Watch ESPN |
| 2:00 | South Alabama @ Kent State | ESPN 3 |
| 3:00 | Colorado @ UMass | ESPN 3 |
| 3:30 | Eastern Kentucky @ Miami | ESPN 3 |
| 3:30 | VMI @ Bowling Green | ESPN 3 |
| 3:30 | Ball State @ iowa | ESPN 2, Watch ESPN |
| 3:30 | NIU @ Northwestern | Big Ten Network |
| 3:30 | Ohio @ Kentucky | ESPNU, Watch ESPN |
| 4:00 | Eastern Michigan @ Florida | SEC Network |
All of the games this week are really clumped together, but you can have two TVs in the living room playing two games, switching back and forth amongst others when they go to commercial, then have your laptop on ESPN3 to watch four games at once, and keep this up in another tab to respond with a bunch of silly "@oracle gif me" things in the comments section.