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The Eastern Michigan Eagles have the worst rushing defense the FBS has to offer right now. Army controlled the ball for over 40 minutes in their 58-36 win on Saturday. They ran the ball a total of 71 times for 578 yards and seven scores and now the Eagles have to travel to Baton Rouge to try and stop the best running back in college football.
At some point, one would assume that this could get out of control really fast and you'll want to drink. Or something insane goes down and this turns into the one everybody's changing their channels to. Anyways, I've decided to make a drinking game out of this because why not? Go grab a beer. Or a drink. Or something. We're all just having fun here. There's enough crying and screaming on Twitter leading up to this game and I just want to have some fun with it.
DRINK ONE IF
Start of every quarter
Every time somebody scores
An extra one if LSU scores through the air
An extra one if it's a defensive touchdown
An extra one if it's #PIESMAN worthy
Somebody goes for it on fourth down (an extra one if they're successful)
They mispronounce Ypsilanti
The broadcasters bring up the EMU vs. Army game
EMU has a 20+ yard play on offense
They bring up Creighton's coaching history
An extra one if they bring up him playing a season in Sweden
If any of these are being replayed
"Herschel Walker"
Fournette has a rush under 10 yards
EMU gets a first down through the air
Either team goes for a fake punt
An extra one if they end up losing yards and turning it over.
They talk about Jordan Lynch
An extra one if it's because they were talking about Matt Johnson
They talk about the '87 California Bowl
They talk about tailgate recipes
If they interview somebody about the tailgate food and they say it took a week to prepare
DRINK TWO IF
@HustleBelt 2 for a mention of any NFL player except Batch. The whole can if someone mentions George Allen.
— laplanck (@laplanck) September 28, 2015
TJ Lang, Jason Jones, LJ Shelton, Kevin Walter...
@HustleBelt Any use of the word "factory".
— Benjamin Kohl (@benjaminkohl) September 28, 2015
Too easy, but it's necessary.
@HustleBelt drink two if the commentators bring up other MAC school's success against Power 5 conference schools
— T-Kus (@KusOnTheLoose) September 28, 2015
Bound to happen once or twice, sure!
@HustleBelt how about 2 for mentioning George Gervin? Wrong sport, but hey, it's the Ice Man!
— Jeff Van Hoeven (@BigKahunaVan) September 28, 2015
Some trivial knowledge for ye
@HustleBelt every time they say MAC conference
— justin melton (@hoosier1048) September 28, 2015
/cringe
DRINK THREE IF
LSU punts
EMU is leading at the end of a drive
Leonard Fournette comes out of the game
James Pensyl comes in the game
Missed field goal
Les Miles munches on the grass
or
