clock menu more-arrow no yes mobile

Filed under:

MAC-ku: Week 3 Recap

Lots of duds and a few studs highlight the week that was in #MACtion.

Created by James H. Jimenez | Photo courtesy of Wikipedia Commons

We like to get on the creative side here on Hustle Belt, so we’ve crafted up 11 unique haikus to sum up our feelings about the week that was in the MAC. (EMU had a BYE week in Week 3.)

Haiku is unique, in that you only get seventeen syllables in a 5-7-5 order to capture a feeling or emotion. So what better way to know how to feel than through short verse?

In case you didn’t get a chance to read the first two weeks, you can check those out here and here.


CMU at Syracuse

Chips love squeezed juice drinks.

The orange, it does not squeezing.

Something had to give.


NIU at Nebraska

Huskers and Huskies.

Very similar colors.

Huskies were better.


Toledo vs. Tulsa

Jameson Vest’s kick,

A walk-off, game-winning boot.

Rush the dang field, folks.


BGSU at Northwestern

Absolute touncing.

Every Doege will have his day.

Falcons are hurting.


WMU vs. Idaho

Potato Vandals

Gave the Broncos a good scare.

Work to be done, Tim.


Ball State vs. Tennessee Tech

Battle of the Birds

Except: one is big, one small.

The big one won it.


Kent State at Marshall

Holley is hurt. Again.

The Flashes are looking dull.

Mercy please, Lamar.


Akron vs. Iowa State

Jason Taylor Day!

Too bad there was a Cyclone.

There’s clean-up to do.


Buffalo vs. Colgate

Bulls looked great vs. Bears.

But which would win in the wild?

My money? The bear.


Ohio vs. Kansas

Kansas, poor Kansas.

Nathan Rourke made you look bad.

Related: they are.


Miami vs. Cincinnatti

Seventeen-to-ten

The Miami lead late. But wait.

It wasn’t meant to be.